Grayson: Gray is obsessed with cooking with the kids' kitchen set. He is always at the pretend sink stirring and tasting his culinary work. He does it completely independently, and I think prefers to tinker with the kitchen all by himself. If you catch him in the act he looks up with the over the eyebrow, signature 'Grayson look' and says "I cookie". Now to the funny part. The other day Grayson was stirring in his pretend pot with a little wooden spoon. I looked in and saw water. I figured he had gotten ahold of Dylan's cup, or that he had figured out how to get water out of the fridge door. He was stirring and sipping his little water meal. Then, he dumped it in the sink of the kitchen play set, and said "More WaWa"...off he went, right back to the unflushed pee-pee toilet for a refill. I think I gagged....but, it's been a few days and he lived!
Dylan: Leaving the gym around lunch time this Saturday we were debating where to stop for a bite to eat. Dylan was pushing HARD for McDonald's. John was trying to be the good parent and offered up Subway as an alternative. Dylan, our little politician, said to us with his hands waving back and forth, "Okay, Okay guys. I have an idea. Let's do a vote. Mommy, what do you want?"
Me: "Subway"
Dylan: "Daddy, what do you want?"
John: "Subway"
Dylan: "Olivia, what do you want McDonald's, Subway or ChickFila?"
Olivia: "McDonald's"
Dylan: "Grayson, you want Donald's (that's what Gray calls it) too?"
Grayson: "ME!!!" (the standard response from Gray when traveling in the car)
Dylan: "Okay, that's everyone. I want McDonald's too, so that is 3 votes to 2....you guys lose. We are going to McDonald's!"
Dylan is such a funny little negotiator. My bet is that a light bulb was turned on during this 'vote', and he realized that they outnumber us. Let the mutiny begin.
2 comments:
Damn! Smart little kid. You're in trouble!
And I obviously meant Dylan was the smart little kid... not the one that drinks pee. ;-)
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