This morning for breakfast (as with the past 3 months straight) Dylan has requested scrambled eggs. I failed miserably as a Mommy ;) and didn't cover the entire bottom of his bowl when serving Master Dylan today. And so, a complete freak-out temper tantrum ensued. Like any half-awake Mom at6:45 AM would do I said sternly, "Do NOT start this morning. I do not want to deal with your bad attitude this early in the morning."
Dylan BURST into tears screaming, "You hurt me!". What?!?! How?!?!? I was 10 feet away. Dylan further went on to grab his chest, and scream.."You hurt my HEART because you said I have a bad attitude." Where do they get this stuff? I, of course, feeling like the biggest piece of Mommy-doo-doo on the planet rushed over and gave him a hug. And when I asked if he was better, he continued to take the dramatic act to the NEXT LEVEL. "No, Mommy you need to kiss my heart. It still hurts until you kiss it."
I am whipped, Match goes to Dylan! And, it is barely 7 AM.
2 comments:
Wow. Have you enrolled him in acting classes yet? :-) -martha
Wow...I'm impressed. But alas, I know who he gets it from...and her name is Mommy!
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