More from Olivia

I have to document these things or they will escape my little mommy-brain faster than they snuck in.

Today, just TODAY, we experienced:

To a caucasian father with bi-racial twins (after super-close walking and staring), "Are those really your kids?"

To a mother watching her son play t-ball, "Why do you have a ring on your pinky finger? That is a lot of jewelry. Do you need one on every finger?"

To a slightly obese woman at the mall on a bench, "What is in your lunch? Are you eating all of that now?"

God, if you exist, please help me now!!! This was all in a span of about 5 hours.......smart girl, but wow!